There's a reason why the weather has fluctuated so much this week. There's a reason why it's fairly cold outside today. The earth is trying to warn us about impending storm that most of us can probably not even imagine. While people all over the world fret about the ridiculous global warming claims, they fail to understand the real tragedy at hand.

Tonight David Cook is going to be named the next American Idol. Not because he's better (he's not). Not because he's nicer (he's not). Not because he looks less like a Monchichi than David Archuleta. There is no reason why David Cook should win. David Archuleta clearly beat the singing snot out of David Cook. David Cook sounded like a 1st grader singing "head, shoulder, knees and toes" in an elementary school choir compared to Archuleta.

The bottom line is this: I've never missed an episode of American Idol in the history of the show. Never. Tonight that all changes. You can be part of this atrocity and watch, or you can stand for something and deny Fox viewership. Do the right thing.

Long live Archuleta.