RENO, NV - Nevada embarrassed itself as a majority of Nevadans proved that they are either idiots or Californians (you tell me what the difference is). State Treasurer Brain K. Krolicki announced that the "Morning in Nevada" quarter design received the most votes. The quarter features three wild horses galloping through the sagebrush.

The non-idiotic people of Nevada are busily preparing for the laughter that will surely be hurled their way when the rest of the nation glimpses the design. Developing...

HONESTLY!!! Who votes for the wild horses?!?! Wild horses are a scourge. Why would be glorify them? They should be rounded up, butchered and sold to people in Quebec since they eat horse. I AM ASHAMED.