Generally speaking, I would say that tonight is an unfortunate night. While it may seem that way at first I will soon explain why it is not.

First, the big anti-Idol show on ABC was a joke. It was a big advertisement for Corey Clark. There was no evidence other than some hearsay and phone records, which I have a hard time believing are real. I think that Corey realizes that he doesn't have a chance at selling his goofy album so he made the story up to get publicity. I couldn't stand him when he was on the show and this little stunt confirms everything I believed about him. I mean, she's Paula Abdul and he's...Corey Clark. Honestly!

Next on the stupid roster: What's up with this garbage?!?!

Attention, PEPSI!! You have a good thing going with Pepsi Twist. Let's not ruin it by becoming a Coke wannabe!

I am unemployed. It is weird. It was a good day. Not only did they have to move people today (my least favorite activity at my former job), but they also got hit by a virus. It only affected a small handful of users, which is good. From what I heard it was a variant of Sober. It was a good day because it's not my problem anymore (sorry, Harold).

Any now, the good news (I told you it wasn't all bad)! There is a new link on the right side of the blog. It's for my Fortune Cookie Blog. You can go there to read my fortunes! I've been collecting fortunes for a while, but finally got around to scanning them. Can you guess where I eat most of the time? The dates are phony - I just changed them for variety. See? You are fortunate! Get it?!?!