Where Did the Queen Bean Go?

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To say that I'm a little concerned would be to say that the Pope is a little Catholic or that Pepsi Twist is a little delicious. I decided to crack open an 8 oz. can of Van Camp's Pork and Beans for lunch today. I dumped the contents of the can into a microwaveable dish and heated them up. I returned to my desk and proceeded to eat when I suddenly had a stark realization. I never removed the Queen Bean! I dug through the dish and couldn't find it. Did I eat it? Was the product shipped sans Queen Bean? I don't know. I don't think it hurts you to eat the Queen Bean, but I have two worries: 1) It's disgusting and 2) what if the Queen Bean leads some sort of revolt in my stomach by organizing the forces of a bunch of half-digested, zombie beans? One shudders to think...

On a lighter note, I have a job interview this afternoon. I told my boss yesterday that I woud be interviewing with another company and he seemed cool with it. He's probably throwing a little celebration at the thought of getting rid of me. Funnier yet, I told him about the interview during my five year work anniversary party that they threw for me yesterday. I got an etched glass picture frame. Snap!

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