As you all know, this year's American Idol has been particularly troubling. The first year was new, so there really weren't any expectations. The second year was a real cliff-hanger, but good finally triumphed over evil when Reuben beat Clay to a figuratively bloody pulp. The third year was disappointing when the likeable people were voted off and Fantasia won. Fantasia should not have won, but I didn't particularly like any of the finalists, so whatever. This year is scary, though. One of the contestants this year is the equivalent of all the horrible contestants of years past combined! On the show she goes by Mikalah Gordon, but you probably know her better as the Nanny.

If she doesn't get voted off this week I very well may stop watching the show. She is really that bad. Her looks, her personality, her attitude, her voice - everything about her makes me want to poke out my eyes and pour cement into my ears. I have to stop because just talking about her is making me ill. Truly and honestly, physically ill.

That being said, most of the other contestants are good. I would be happy if any of them won; however, the ones I want to see go are (in order of disturbinality) the Nanny, Janay, Mario, Jessica, Clay Trachen (as dubbed by Sir Mike), Be Bi Bo Bice and Constantine aka the Sudden Coat Remover. The latter three can stay a while, but the former four have GOT TO GO!

Other than that I haven't really been paying attention to what's been happening this season.