First, an update to the ground-breaking story about the Swedish Fish® phenomenon. It has been discovered that DOTS® exhibit the same reaction when illuminated with a laser beam. This is a relatively unknown bit of information, so keep it secret! Keep it safe!

HOUSE UPDATE: There is no house update. Since the house was rained on for several days straight, they cannot resume construction until everything is dry. It's mostly dry now, so we expect work to start again soon. Yip-yip-yip-yahoo!!